I'm a storyteller living in the beautiful woods of the Pacific Northwest. Yes, my last name really is Forest. A few absolutely unnecessary facts about me:

• I write adult novels in all genres.
• I'm allergic to social media.
• I have a weird ass name (Gin+Eel). You know you're jealous.
• My stories are either funny or emotional, sometimes both.
• I wish I had an invisibility cloak, though I'd settle for a turtle shell.
• Chili fries are my last meal.
• I'm terrified of aliens (they're real, ya'll).
• I can quote every line of Jurassic Park, Jaws, and Space Balls.

And now I've said too much.