I'm a storyteller living in the beautiful woods of the Pacific Northwest. Yes, I live in the forest and my last name is Forest. A few unnecessary facts about me:
- I write adult novels in all genres.
- I'm allergic to social media.
- I have a weird ass name (Gin+Eel). Admit it, you're jealous.
- I'm a cynical empath. Don't ask.
- I wish I had an invisibility cloak, though I'd settle for a turtle shell.
- Chili fries are my last meal.
- I'm terrified of aliens (they're real, ya'll).
- I can quote every line of Jurassic Park, Jaws, and Space Balls.
And now I've said too much.