I live in the beautiful woods of the Pacific Northwest where I write campy adult novels filled with angst, monsters, and humor.
A few unnecessary facts about me:

• I'm currently drafting a Fantasy Rom-Com.
• I have a weird ass name (Gin+Eel). Admit it, you're jealous.
• I'm a cynical empath. Sarcasm is my love language.
• I wish I had an invisibility cloak, though I'd settle for a turtle shell.
• Chili fries are my last meal.
• I'm terrified of aliens.
• I can quote every line of Jurassic Park, The Princess Bride, and Space Balls.

And now I've said too much.